This post is exactly 51 words long for a reason.

I
called
off
work
today.

Belle
Star
wasn’t
happy.

Who
knows
if
I’ll
get
fired
again...

I
don’t
know
if
I
really
care.

Dad
called
early
in
the
afternoon.

He
said,
“Curt,
how
are
you?”

I
said,
“Fine,
I
guess.”

Then,
he
said,



“Happy
fifty-
first
birthday
son.



How's
it
feel?”