Eating Problems

Things have been kind of strange.

I was relieved to have the day off and stayed inside with Regrette and Warden. I taught Regrette a few simple tricks. Sit. Give me your paw. Good girl! I made some butter and named it Rainy Day Butter because it was raining outside and because the butter was grayish blue in color (because of the blackberries). I like this, naming butter something other than the ingredients used to make it. I like the idea of enjoying a rainy day spread on my toast or muffin. Rainy day on my popcorn. Rainy day on my pancakes. Rainy day melting in my mouth. Rainy day buttermilk.

Maybe I will make many butters with many names and eat them all. I will make a butter and name it, Guy, and eat Guy on toast. I will make a butter and name it Peggy Waters. I will smear Peggy Waters on a hotcake. I will say, Peggy Waters I am hungry, and then I will pop the hotcake in my mouth with Peggy Waters melted on top. I will name a butter Problems. I will stick a whole stick of Problems in my mouth. I will eat all of Problems. There will be no more Problems left. That's what I'll do.