Idle Hands

The Bedford County police called to ask why I had left my car in pieces on the side of one of their roads. I told them it had let me down one too many times. They told me I needed to come and get it or I would be charged for a tow.

So, tomorrow I am going to hitch back down to Bedford County to put my car back together. I can't afford to pay for a tow. I'm kind of curious if I can get it working again. Who knows?

I called Ronny to see if he wanted to head out there with me. I left a long message.

I shaved Warden's back today. He has a reverse mohawk now. I think he hates me.

I put a bunch of red twist-ties in Regrette's fur. I didn't know what else to do for her. I didn't have any bows.

Is something absurd if it actually happened?