Killer on the Road

This happening did not happen to put drama in the blog. This is not funny, or even something I should share on here, really. But it happened, and now I don't know what to do. Vernon was very much alive when Ronny loaned him to me yesterday. Imbued with that kitten vigor that had so awed the dogs and I not so long before.

Now he who was brought in to kill has been killed. The mice mock us with their scurrying and their ubiquitous droppings. Vernon has lost a valuable dimension, down to two thanks to what must have been a rather large vehicle.

This is not funny. Ronny has been calling. I cannot answer. I was scared before to tell Ronny that Vernon was missing...

Well, now he is found.