Introductions

I'll play you.

In what?

Rock, paper, scissors.

Why? Who are you?

I've seen you around.

What are we playing for?

Introductions. Best out of three.

I have to go.

Chicken?

No.

Come on then, let's play.

I don't even know who you are.

If you win, I introduce myself.

If I lose?

You introduce yourself.

And what about you?

I go home, knowing who you are.

And me?

I don't know. I'm not you.

I don't know about this.

It's only a game.

Ok. Fine.

Rock, paper, scissors shoot!

Rock beats paper, I win.

Rock, paper, scissors shoot!

Scissor beats paper, I win.

It's tied.

I know. Are you nervous?

No, it's only a game, isn't that what you said.

Ha!

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
I win! Tell me who you are.

Hi, my name is Clyde. Clyde Turner.

And then Clyde Turner ran down the block, out of sight.